The Indian Stock Market NSE & BSE is falling and going only towards downside from the starting of this year to lower the morale of Indian Investors and Traders to find out new terminology of the oftenly used Stock Market Terms and changing their abbreviations in a different manner Some of them are:
Message written on a board inside the church read ‘God never fails’. A speculator wrote just below that ‘Ask him to try trading in Nifty futures’.”
PE - Plunge Endless
EBITDA- Exit Before It Tumbles Down Again
QIB - Quixotic Indian Blunder
HNI - Has No Idea
FII - Furious Impoverished Investors
PMS - Premeditated Scam
SIP - Suicide by Investing Patiently
Fund Manager - Last year’s ace stock picker now locked up in an asylum
Investor - Someone who is broke
Broker - Worse off than an investor
Correction - The next day after you bought shares
Momentum buying - The fine art of buying high and selling low
Value buying - The art of buying low and selling even lower
Full form of sebi - ( SEBI )
S = systematic
E = education for
B = brokers and
I = investors on how to lose money.............. ???
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